Principal Who Expelled Student For Calling Teacher “Fine” Has Been Forced To Retire

Lyrics mother said that there is the possibility that her daughter, who she describes as a good swimmer, may have tried to swim at the lake, despite there being a swimming ban. Elizabeth’s mother said her daughter would never venture far from home, but could’ve been persuaded by her older cousin.GOODYEAR, AZ – A father of four was arrested after he sacrificed the family dog because he didn’t agree with his 17-year-old daughter’s T-shirt. […]

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Happy Halloween 2008 – Necrophilia Edition!

The two boys turned themselves in on Monday and were arraigned in Family Court on charges of first-degree sexual assault. Both boys were suspended from school and are currently in custody at the Rhode Island Training School.The woman survived, but is deaf in her right ear as a result of the shooting and has undergone several surgeries to mend her scalp. According to her medical records, which were presented as evidence in the case against Wilkins, she does not have AIDS. Authorities said she was joking when she told Wilkins that she had infected him.

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Man Smoking Cigarette While Carrying Gas Mower Dies After Catching On Fire

Columbus, Ohio C For those of you in the mood for some eye-candy this morning, I give you Marla Hooch. Oops, I meant Lois Harvey. Not only does this 40-year old babe have the looks, she has the brains to match. On the morning of May 5, Lois Harvey casually entered a Columbus Chase bank wearing sunglasses and handed a teller a note. When Harvey noticed an off-duty officer was standing in line behind her, she grabbed the note back from the teller and ran. The officer chased after Harvey and caught her outside. Harvey stuffed the note into her mouth and tried to swallow it, but, like a cat with a hairball, she ended up coughing it back up onto the sidewalk. Lois Harvey was arrested and her bond was set at bond at 0,085. Honestly, I am in love with her pouty face. It’s the same look Jaded gives me every time I forget to post a new Barry Manilow video on her Facebook profile. Between her and Morbid’s demands for more nude pics of Bea Arthur, I’m lucky to get any writing done at all some days.

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Friends Blame Cyber-Bullying For 16-Year-Old Jessica Laney’s Suicide

Pasco, FL – Bobbie Jo Curtis, 40, and her 16-year-old son, Bryan, are being held on unlawful imprisonment, aggravated battery, attempted homicide and grand theft auto charges after they allegedly beat and robbed a man Ms. Curtis had met through online dating site singlesnet.com.His son was taken to the hospital where he was treated for pain, but I’m guessing the bulk of the damage that kid will suffer from isn’t the physical kind. […]

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Man Accused Of Tossing Daughters, Wife Over Fourth-Floor Balcony

Epperson, who has four children, and Webb have both been charged with manufacturing methamphetamine. More charges could be filed against the pair if detectives can determine if children were actually in the home while meth was being mades.San Juan Bautista, CA– Last Friday, a 40-year old woman went to Carranza’s trailer for a party she had been invited to. When the party ended, Carranza refused to take the woman home because the sick and evil bastard had a more sinister party in mind. Carranza tied the woman up in duct tape and chicken wire and proceeded to rape her numerous times over the weekend. Even though there were many residents living in the area, no one could hear the woman’s torture because she happens to be deaf and mute. I cannot imagine the sheer terror and agony that asshole put her through. It was when Carranza finally left for work on Monday morning that the woman was able to escape his trailer of terror. The woman was found still bound in duct tape and chicken wire while walking along a highway and she was taken to the Watsonville Police Department. Carranza has been charged with rape, false imprisonment and assault with a deadly weapon. He is expected to be arraigned Friday. Deputies are investigating whether Carranza’s roommate was involved in the rape, but he currently cannot be found. […]

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Michael May Jailed After Trying To Dig Up Dad’s Grave To Argue With Corpse

The boy’s grandmother says she is to blame for the children being removed because she was the one watching the 3-year-old when he ran off. “I went after him twice and I brought him back home, but he snuck out the back door here,” said Diane Nunley. “He ran up this way, so I came back home and I started resting. I have to rest.”According to the arrest affidavit, Cantu became enraged at the amount of time her boyfriend, Fernando Rodriguez, was spending with the ailing critter, and accused him of not being in love with her anymore. Fernando reportedly told Cantu that he did love her, but the relationship just wasn’t working out. With that, Fernando said Cantu went to the kitchen, grabbed an 8″ knife and started coming at him, saying she would kill him this time.”

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